ATTENTION PLEASE:
BILL GATES (BILLIONAIRE AND PHILANTHROPIST?/AFTER MAKING BILLIONS ON THE CORONA VIRUS PANDEMIC, HOW ABOUT MAKING UP FOR ALL OF THE WINDOWS UPDATE HEADACHES?),
SANDRA BULLOCK (ACTRESS, PRODUCER, ACADEMY AWARD, GOLDEN GLOBE WINNER, NET WORTH 250 MILLION/SORRY, I DON'T HAVE AN AUSTIN SITE. I'VE BEEN LET DOWN IN SO MANY WAYS, AND IT'S TOUGH TO FORGIVE THOSE WHO WERE SUPPOSED TO BE THE CLOSEST TO ME. YOU COULD BE A HUGE PART OF MY HEALING PROCESS BY DONATING TODAY, JUST A CLICK OF ANY PAYPAL BUTTON AWAY. ASKING YOU TO GRASP THE GRAVITY OF MY DILEMMA),
ELON MUSK (BILLIONAIRE AND PHILANTHROPIST/AFTER CONFESSING TO BEING IN A STATE OF SOMETHING LIKE HOMELESSNESS WHILE IN TRUMP'S HOME, I DON'T OWN A PLACE RIGHT NOW, SO PLEASE USE YOUR PAYPAL PROFITS TO INVEST IN MY FUTURE AND HELP ME BY CLICKING ANY DONATE BUTTON ON THE PAGE. IT'S THE LEAST YOU CAN DO FOR ALL OF THE FRAUDULENT MONEY REQUESTS I'VE BEEN RECEIVING. EVEN THOUGH YOU SOLD OUT, PAYPAL IS STILL YOUR BRAINCHILD AND YOU'RE TECHNICALLY CULPABLE. SO SAVE A LIFE TODAY ELON. NAMELY MINE!),
WARREN BUFFETT (BILLIONAIRE AND PHILANTHROPIST/NO BRAINER GOING WITH APPLE. ALSO A NO BRAINER TO HELP OUT A FELLOW FORMER PAPERBOY),
RICHARD BLADE (FORMER LOS ANGELES RADIO AIR PERSONALITY),
DONALD J. TRUMP (BILLIONAIRE, REAL ESTATE TYCOON, 47TH U.S. PRESIDENT. TV PERSONALITY/LITERALLY DODGED A BULLET, SO LET'S HOPE YOU SHOW SOME OF YOUR GRATITUDE HERE BY SUPPORTING MY WILL TO SURVIVE WITH A DONATION, AND CONGRATS ON WINNING THE PRESIDENCY FOR 4 MORE YEARS! NOW HOW ABOUT MORE STIMULUS CHECKS AND FREE HEALTH CARE? THERE ARE STILL WAY TOO MANY POVERTY INCOME LEVEL AND HOMELESS PEOPLE IN THIS COUNTRY, JACKSONVILLE BEING AMONG THE WORST CITIES. SO WHEN EXACTLY WILL AMERICA BE GREAT AGAIN FOR SOMEONE LIKE ME SHOULD I LIVE SO LONG?),
TOM HANKS (ACTOR, DIRECTOR, PRODUCER, NET WORTH 400 MILLION/LIFE MAY BE LIKE A BOX OF CHOCOLATES TOM, BUT I KNOW WHAT I'M GOING TO GET IF FOLKS LIKE YOU DON'T STEP FORWARD AND HELP LOOK AFTER SOMEONE LIKE ME. ONLY ASKING FOR A HELPING HAND, NOT A HANDOUT BY DONATING. THEN MAYBE THIS TOO SHALL PASS),
AMONG THOSE WHO HAVE DONATED TO WORTHY CAUSES,
AND ANYONE ELSE READING THIS WHO WOULD LIKE TO SPREAD MORE LOVE BY BEING A GIVING NEIGHBOR, PLEASE HELP ME BY DONATING TODAY !